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You may think this is a bit of melodrama, a whisper of Hollywood ephemery that means nothing and is not real. When Miyagi talked, we, like outsider Ralph Macchio, listened. Like as soon as you show up, you have to be naked. After a failed attempt to buy his way into the cool clique, Ronny goes from totally chic right back to a total geek. The nerd gets revenge on the jock, the nice guy snags his prom-queen crush, and a pair of unlikely old friends reunite.

However, both the oldest and the most recently-adopted senses of this word contain meanings which may not be at all sexual in nature. It was like the Starship Enterprise with all phasers set to pork.

Keep scrolling for more Unsexy Orgies Orgy is a word which for many immediately conjures salacious imagery and blushed cheeks. Sure, they sing and act and turn lunchtime into a funk jam, but they also have abortions, fend off predatory pornographers, experiment with drugs, and contemplate suicide. Instead, Jaime Escalante Edward James Olmos teaches in a fast-food-worker uniform and inspires with math problems about gigolos.

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He moves toward me, ample hips swaying like a slow motion Santa Claus caught mid-Macarena, as his flaccid member sways about like a golf ball in a nylon stocking pinned to a fence post in the breeze. Just One of the Guys Every generation has its variant on the girl-dresses-as-boy, girl-as-boy-falls-for-boy, boy-freaks-out tale.

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His reply took about three minutes. Singles, couples, straight, bi, or Nancy Grace.

His address and a request for wine instead of beer, if I wouldn't mind. That wouldn't be good for any of us. Everyone was welcome, it assured me. But that hump ad still had my attention. That question plagued me nonstop.